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 Some say Jesse Thomas was the love child of a wolf and a mighty redwood.  Some say he’s just hairy and tall.  The truth is Jesse Thomas is an accomplished, young, comedian that is as comfortable on stage as he is uncomfortable writing 3rd person bios.  His rise from Richmond, VA open mic regular to East Coast staple have seen him work with acts as varied as Hannibal Burress, Jim Breuer, Tom Arnold, Dave Coulier, and Jim Norton to name a few.

Some say Jesse Thomas was born without an inner monologue.  Some say he was just born without shame. 
The truth is Jesse’s unabashed honesty allows him to effortlessly discuss a variety of topics, both taboo and mundane.  Jesse is able to point out flaws in the world around him by way of pointing out flaws in himself.   Jesse isn’t perfect, but reminds audiences across the country that perfection is overrated.


Some say Jesse Thomas is a barrel chested, ladies’ man with a taste for the finer things in life and a nose for adventure.  Some say he’s just barely capable of understanding shoelaces.  The truth is whatever people say is close enough.